Showing posts with label the pinup gamer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the pinup gamer. Show all posts

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Invasion of the Weirdo Gamers

Hey there, Gamelings! 

I am here to announce that we now have a second contributor to The Pinup Gamer! 
You will know him as Gomez Gorehound!


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He will be bringing you content, written and filmed, on those weird, obscure, and forgotten videogames out there in the world!
He will be bringing you the strange, scary, unfinished, and unknown with a flair all his own!

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So join me in welcoming Gomez Gorehound to our wonderful geeky family!
Until next time,
-Tish Terror

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

-Inhuman Rage Sounds-

AAAND It's official, Gamelings!
Rage 2 will be released next year!
Oh, Bethesda, we love you so.


Check out that sweet gameplay trailer! How awesome is that?
So far it looks incredibly similar to Rage (as it should). There seems to be a bit less driving required in this game because, lets be honest, i suck at driving games... Give me a gun and tell me to shoot giant alien monster mutant things? Sure. no problem. Put me behind the digital wheel and NPCs are at risk. I can no longer guarantee their safety. There will probably be a lot of me getting stuck on inanimate objects and then backing up at full speed into a crowd of innocent bystanders... I am the mustang meme of the videogame community.



Like the first Rage, this one is tribe/community based which is super cool. I like to think that we'd still find our own little communities after an apocalyptic encounter... WE ARE PACK ANIMALS, PEOPLE!

ANYWHO!

Following a series of cryptic yet badass images on Bethesda's twitter page:


















They announced yesterday that Rage 2 is a thing that is finally happening and that there would be an official gameplay trailer today and they did NOT disappoint! the Rage series (omg yay it's a series now!), like most of Bethesda's works, is pretty all-inclusive as far as gaming styles go. FPS, RPG, Racing, etc. It is all there and I can honestly say, even though there's racing bits, I am so stoked for this to be released so that I can play it!!!

Also... can we mention that the level of Andrew W. K. in this game is Over 9000?!?!?!?!?!?



That's all I've got for you now, Gamelings!
Until next time,
-Tish Terror

Monday, May 14, 2018

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of My Goddamn Patience

Hello, gamelings!
Stop whatever you are doing and listen to me!!
I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS!

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The mobile game we've all been waiting for has arrived!
Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery!

"But wait..." you may be saying. "That game has been out for a while now."
I know... I know.

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I have been playing through this game for a couple of weeks now  and I can say that, despite the constant need to wait or pay for energy, the story line, spells, and charms are pretty great!
They recently rewarded us all with 100 gems (WOOOOO!!!) but, if you are like me, you blew through those gems with a quickness that would startle the Flash.

Now I, being a game junkie, have an app that periodically puts some coinage into my google play account... This app is Google Opinion Rewards. It will give you a survey occasionally (more often if you turn on location tracking) and once you've answered between 1 and 5 questions, you get an unspecified amount of funds deposited to your Google Play account. I have noticed that it tends to be around $0.11 for the 1 question surveys.

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This helps immensely with my patience issues. Because I use this app, I am able to just buy more energy. Now I have to figure out how to buy energy in real life. (don't say coffee... I already live on coffee.)

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Anywho...

I know there has been a huge outcry for a fix. Everyone wants less wait time for their energy. 
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE ENERGY TO TAKE A BREAK?!?"
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There are so many kinds of Hogwarts students out there. There are the affluent players that drop hundreds of dollars on the game and just jump right in like:

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Then there are those who are living comfortably but have a hard time justifying the expenditure on a game:

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And then there are those like me... Work-from-home parents or others below the poverty line who decide... I'll just wait:

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No matter what your financial case is, there are always 2 different kinds of Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery players when it comes to running out of energy:

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I'm broke so I'll wait. I'll wait a hundred years! I'll wait forever if I have to 
because 

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Until next time, gamelings.
-Tish Terror



Monday, December 4, 2017

My Life As An Interactive NPC and other such tomfoolery...

Hey there, Gamelings!
It's been a long time... I know. 
I am doing a complete restructuring and re-branding of the blog (including all of our cool new accounts for you to binge-view)!
Unfortunately, however, this isn't a sing-along blog
or maybe it is...
I don't know your life.


To be completely honest with you all, I have been writing, deleting, and rewriting this entry for the longest time. There has been a serious overhaul here at The Pinup Gamer. The most noticeable (on my end) is that I am now the only contributor to this conglomeration of a blog, website, Twitter, YouTube, Twitch, Facebook, and Instagram.
I won't get too weepy about it but, having lost my contributors and friends, I thought, "Hey.... can I really do this? It's a lot to take on..."
And it is.
That is just how things are, now.
HOWEVER!!!!
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I am back and I am ready to commit myself to this.
I got inspiration from someone a while ago...
it was actually when I was part of a panel at the convention I had previously written about. She was next to me on the panel and as we were introducing ourselves, I mentioned that I am the creator of, and main (now only) contributor to, The Pinup Gamer.
She turned to me with wide eyes and said, "OMG! I've read your blog! It's awesome!"

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I had never met this woman before in my life.
That, mind you, was ages ago... but that is something that is still a source of motivation for me. Whether you comment, like, share, or do none of those things...
You are out there.
You are reading this.
You exist and you are taking the time out to read what I think about nerdy things.
You might care... you might not.
That doesn't matter to me.
What matters is that you are here in this wonderful, vast, sandbox of a reality and you are all players in this game!
I will be your favourite interactive NPC.
I will be here to provide you with information and such.
Let me help you along your extraordinary quest line and perhaps you will share with me your coin eventually.



So I'm back.
I made it through.
Expect to see some new content coming soon!
Also, don't forget to check and subscribe to my YouTube channel as well as follow me on Twitch to make sure you never miss a live stream or video!!!

 I guess that's about it until next time, gamelings!
Thanks for sticking around and thank you for reading!
I will see you all in the next post or on my channels!

Until next time,

-Tish Terror

Monday, June 27, 2016

The Dawn of an Era


On this day, June 27, 1972 Atari became a thing and gamers of all ages have been grateful ever since. 

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With products Pong, The Atari 2600 Video Game Console, and even their own line of Home Computers. 
Founded by Ted Dabney and Nolan Bushnell, Atari Inc. single-handedly started the home video gaming industry.  There is no way I can write about the amazing things that this company has done for at-home video gaming without looking like I stole it from Wikipedia, So I’ll just leave a link to them at the end. 

But seriously people! Atari was a MASSIVE pioneer in its field, and made gaming affordable for most everyone worldwide.  Before the Atari2600 video games had to be played on home computers that costed SEVERAL THOUSAND  dollars and took up more space than a morbidly obese person in a Wal-Mart wheelchair. 



Hell, 44 years later I still enjoy playing Pong, mind you it’s on an emulator, but STILL.   

For those of us that live in virtual worlds, we all owe a HUGE thank you to these two extraordinary people! Thank you Nolan and Ted, THANK YOU for giving us all the opportunity to live out so many lives in our respective virtual worlds, be they on a Sony Playstation, or an Xbox, or a Nintendo, and even in out PCs.  

…..Thank You….. 




Oh Yeah that link….. HERE 



Tuesday, June 21, 2016

GURPS Character Creation: Just the Basics! Part 4



Hello, gamelings and welcome to another edition of "Let's make a character!"
When we last saw our hero, (S)he was obtaining Social Background, Wealth, and Influence!
This episode we will focus on Advantages!
(PSA: This post will be longer than most due to the number of advantages that exist!)

Advantages:

Advantages are just that, a trait that gives you a 1-up on others in a mental, physical, or social way. As usual, the GM has final say on whether a certain advantage suits the character/campaign.
Let's go through the advantage list, shall we?



Acute Senses:
This boosts your senses and adds +1/level to your sense rolls or sense rolls made for you by the GM.

Acute Hearing-2 points/level
Acute Taste and Smell-2 points/level
Acute Touch-2 points/level
Acute Vision-2 points/level

Ambidexterity:
This is the ability to fight, write, work, etc. with both hands equally. This advantage costs 5 points and saves you from the -4DX penalty for using the "off hand" if anything should happen to one hand.



Animal Empathy:
This advantage lets you be the Dr. Doolittle of your campaign! When your party encounters an animal, the GM rolls against your IQ and tells you what you “feel.” You can't read animal thoughts. The animals can't talk to you. You just read animals like an open book. You can also
use your Influence skills on animals just as you would on people. This costs 5 points. 



Catfall:
This advantage costs 10 points but it lets you subtract five yards from a fall automatically. (This is treated as an acrobatic success). Also, a successful DX roll halves damage from any fall. Of course, all of this is only possible if you are free to move and twits about.

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Combat Reflexes:
You have lightning fast reactions in battle and are super hard to stun. You get +1 to all active defense rolls and +2 to Fright Checks. You also get +6 on all IQ rolls to recover from surprise or mental stun. Super cool, right? Well it costs a whopping 15 points.

Danger Sense:
You know that feeling you get when you are watching a horror movie? The hair on the back of your neck stands up, your heart races, your breathing gets heavy, etc. Yea, that. It's not 100% reliable but you have a tendency to just KNOW when danger is near. The GM will secretly roll once against your Perception in any situation involving an ambush, impending disaster, or similar hazard. with a successful roll, you get enough of a warning that you can take action. A roll of 3 or 4 means you get some small detail as to the nature of the danger. This badboy is 15 points!

Daredevil:
No, not the blind vigilante hero. This advantage makes all of your stupid and unnecessary crazy actions work in your favor. If the GM believes you are taking an unnecessary risk, you get a +1 to  all skill rolls AND you can reroll a critical failure that occurs during your risky behavior! This advantage costs 15 points!
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Empathy:
This is much like the Animal Empathy but... you know... not for animals. You have that crazy awesome sense. You can read people and their intentions! You ask the GM to roll against your IQ for this and the GM will tell you what you "feel". HOWEVER, if that roll fails the GM will LIE! (What a butt, right???) This advantage costs 15 points.

Enhanced Defenses:
Look at you blocking and dodging left and right! No one can touch you! This may be due to careful observation of your foe, focusing chi,or anything else that fits your background. There are three kinds: 
Enhanced Block: You have +1 to your Block score with Shield skill. This costs 5 points. 
Enhanced Dodge: You have +1 to your Dodge score. This costs 15 points. 
Enhanced Parry: You have +1 to your Parry score. 
You may take this advantage for: 
                             bare hands (5 points)
                                                                for any one Melee Weapon skill (5 points)
                                        for all parries (10 points).  

Fearlessness:
Nothing scares you! You laugh at horror movies and taunt serial killers! Add your level of Fearlessness to your Will whenever you make a Fright Check or must resist the Intimidation skill or a supernatural power that induces fear. You also subtract your Fearlessness level from all Intimidation rolls made against you. This is 2 points/level.

Flexibility:
You are basically a contortionist! This advantages has two different kinds!
Flexibility: 
 +3 on Climbing rolls; on Escape rolls to get free of ropes, handcuffs, and similar restraints. You may ignore up to -3 in penalties for working in close quarters. This costs 5 points.
Double-Jointed: 
You cannot stretch or squeeze yourself abnormally, but any part of your body may bend any way. You get +5 on Climbing, Escape rolls, and on attempts to break free. You may ignore up to -5 in penalties for close quarters.  This costs 15 points.
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Hard To Kill:
This advantage costs 2 points/level. Each level of Hard to Kill gives +1 to HT rolls made for survival at -HP or below, and on any HT roll where failure means instant death. If this bonus makes the difference between success and failure, you collapse, apparently dead, but come to in the usual amount of time.

High Pain Threshold:
 You still get hurt just like any normal character but you don't seem to feel it as much. You never suffer a shock penalty when you are injured. In addition, you get +3 on all HT rolls to avoid knockdown and stunning and if you are tortured physically, you get +3 to resist. The GM may let you roll at Will+3 to ignore pain in other situations. This costs 10 points.

Jumper:
This bad boy costs 100 points but there is a good reason for it. With this advantage, you can travel through time or to parallel worlds merely by willing the jump. You must decide whether you are a time-jumper or a world-jumper. It is possible to be both but you would have to buy Jumper
(Time) and Jumper (World) separately, at full cost. That would be 200 character points! Holy cow!
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To initiate a jump, you must visualize your destination, concentrate for 10 seconds, and make an IQ roll. You may hurry the jump, but your roll will be at -1 per second of concentration omitted. Regardless of IQ, a roll of 14 or more always fails. 
On a success, you appear at your target destination. 
On a failure, you go nowhere. 
On a critical failure, you arrive at the wrong destination, which can be any time or world the GM wishes! 
You appear at your destination at exactly the same place you left your previous time or world – or as close as possible. If there is no corresponding “safe” location within 100 yards of your destination, the jump will fail and you will know why it failed. 
This ability always costs at least 1 Fatigue Point to use, succeed or fail. Any super distant times or worlds might cost more; how much is up to the GM. 



Language Talent:
You have a knack for languages. When you learn a language at a comprehension level above None, you automatically function at the next higher level. This advantage costs 10 points.

Luck:
We should take you to the racetrack because you are one lucky S.O.B. The luck advantage comes in three levels:
Luck: For every 1 hour of play, you may reroll a single bad die roll twice and take the best of the three rolls! You must declare that you are using your Luck immediately after you roll the dice. This costs 15 points.
 Extraordinary Luck:Same rules apply, but it's usable every 30 minutes. This is 30 points. 
Ridiculous Luck: Again, same rules apply, but usable every 10 minutes! This is 60 points. 
Your Luck only applies to your own success, damage, or reaction rolls, or on outside events that affect you or your whole party, or when you are being attacked. That means that you can make the attacker roll three times and take the worst roll!

Night Vision:
This advantage costs 1 point/level (Max 9 levels). You can see in the dark... not pitch black, mind you, but dark. Each level of this ability allows you to ignore -1 in combat or vision penalties due to darkness, provided there is at least some light.


Perfect Balance:
You are the tightropiest walker in the history of balance! You keep your footing perfectly under normal conditions without having to make a die roll. If the surface is wet, slippery, or unstable, you get +6 on all rolls to keep your feet. In combat, you get +4 to DX and DX-based skill rolls to keep your feet or avoid being knocked down. Finally, you get +1 to Acrobatics and Climbing skill. 

Resistant:
You have a natural resistance or immunity to diseases or poisons. This gives you a bonus on all HT rolls to resist incapacitation or injury..
Resistant to Disease: You may take a +3 bonus for 3 points or a +8 bonus for 5 points. 
Resistant to Poison: You have a +3 bonus, costing 5 points. 

Talent:
You are naturally skilled or talented. “Talents” come in levels, and give a bonus of +1 per level with all affected skills, even for default use. You may never have more than four levels of a particular Talent. However, overlapping Talents can give skill bonuses (only) in excess of +4.

The cost of a Talent depends on the size of the group of skills affected. 
Some examples: Artificer covers Armory, Electronics Repair, Engineer, Mechanic, and others. 10 points/level. 
Outdoorsman covers Camouflage, Naturalist, Navigation, Survival, and Tracking. 10 points/level. 
Smooth Operator covers all Influence skills, as well as Acting, Carousing, Leadership, and Public Speaking. 15 points/level. 
You have so many more options,too! GMs are encouraged to create their own Talents as needed.



Whew! You made it through! Thanks for hanging in there!
I know that is a lot to go through and you stuck with me through it all.

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So those are the available Advantages. Now that we've covered them, you may have noted a few that suit your character! Go ahead and add them to your sheet in the proper area. Then subtract the point values from your available points total.

Next time we will cover DISadvantages.

Heads up: That one will be long, too. o.O

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See you all next time! We are almost done creating our characters!!!


Sunday, June 19, 2016

An ode to father dearest

Dads are wonderful. 


Dads teach us to play games.

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Dads teach us what movies are the coolest.
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Dads rock out with us in the car.
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Dads tell the funniest jokes.
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Thank you to all of the dads out there: 

For being our friend.
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For being our protector.
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For being our teacher.
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Happy father's day from all of us here at The Pinup Gamer. <3


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Friday, June 17, 2016

Super Big Exciting News Announcement!!!

We have officially moved from pinupgamer.tk to www.thepinupgamer.com!


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A HUGE Thank you goes out to "The Grand Geezer of Gaming" for purchasing this domain name for us! It's good for 5 years so lets get this blog to superstar status by then, okay?

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We will keep the .tk up for a while to wrangle in the business connections we are setting up with it, but we have an official paid domain name!
This is just one of the many upgrades that we plan to enact so keep your eyes peeled for more awesome news and some pretty cool new features soon!

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Thank you to those of you that read our blog, share our posts, and support us!
We will be bringing you more to love soon! 

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