-Inhuman Rage Sounds-

AAAND It's official, Gamelings!

Rage 2 will be released next year!

Oh, Bethesda, we love you so.

The wild wasteland of #RAGE2 awaits. See the Official Gameplay Trailer for the open world shooter now! pic.twitter.com/doSpKvvw5Q

— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 15, 2018

Check out that sweet gameplay trailer! How awesome is that?

So far it looks incredibly similar to Rage (as it should). There seems to be a bit less driving required in this game because, lets be honest, i suck at driving games... Give me a gun and tell me to shoot giant alien monster mutant things? Sure. no problem. Put me behind the digital wheel and NPCs are at risk. I can no longer guarantee their safety. There will probably be a lot of me getting stuck on inanimate objects and then backing up at full speed into a crowd of innocent bystanders... I am the mustang meme of the videogame community.

Like the first Rage, this one is tribe/community based which is super cool. I like to think that we'd still find our own little communities after an apocalyptic encounter... WE ARE PACK ANIMALS, PEOPLE!

ANYWHO!

Following a series of cryptic yet badass images on Bethesda's twitter page:

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 10, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 10, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 11, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 11, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 11, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 11, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 12, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 12, 2018

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— Bethesda (@bethesda) May 13, 2018

They announced yesterday that Rage 2 is a thing that is finally happening and that there would be an official gameplay trailer today and they did NOT disappoint! the Rage series (omg yay it's a series now!), like most of Bethesda's works, is pretty all-inclusive as far as gaming styles go. FPS, RPG, Racing, etc. It is all there and I can honestly say, even though there's racing bits, I am so stoked for this to be released so that I can play it!!!

Also... can we mention that the level of Andrew W. K. in this game is Over 9000?!?!?!?!?!?

That's all I've got for you now, Gamelings!

Until next time,

-Tish Terror

Neverwinter Spreads From Internetland to Playstationland

As one who has played Neverwinter on my computer into the wee hours of the night, I can tell you with super excitement that it is available...
for free...

On Playstation 4...
WITHOUT PLAYSTATION PLUS!

Whatwhaaaaat?!?

This release allows you to play all 9 expansions and 8 classes!

Have you never played Neverwinter before?
Do you like D&D?

Take a look at the release trailer and see for yourself just how cool this is!





Convinced?
Pick it up HERE!
or HERE for those PC Gamers!

HAVE FUN!!!!

Source: Geeky Gadgets

Left 4 Dead 3? Could it be??

Now, if you are familiar with Valve, you are probably familiar with their phobia of the number 3!

DUN DUN DUN!

Well it would seem that a valve employee has "accidentally" leaked a peek at a file in a now fixed tutorial that shows a possibility for Left 4 Dead 3 in our future.

Here we see the image as it WAS in the tutorial:

And here is how it is now:

Don't see it? Look to the menu at the left...

There y'go.

Now the questions remain: 

Was this just a plan the employee had that he was going to pitch to the bigwigs at Valve?
Was there actually a Left 4 Dead 3 in the works that got scrapped? (past news suggests it is likely)
Is this just Valve rubbing our noses in the shit they took on our hearts?

We'll have to wait and see...
Although 3 is an awfully high number for them to count to...

Source: Gamezone, Valve

Kojima and Sony sitting in a tree, G-A-M-I-N-G.

Hideo Kojima has announced a partnership with Sony Playstation!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!



In the middle of Sony's E3 stage show waving and smiling. He created his own video game production company after his fallout with Konami and Sony Playstation is the first public partnership that we, the fans, have been privy to! So, naturally, as he walked out he was greeted with applause, oohs, aahs, and the occasional weeping fan!



In a private, secluded room behind Sony's E3 stage Kojima shared his thoughts on his unfortunate past and how things are going for him now:

"Last year I had some difficult circumstances and my family was telling me: you're old, you should retire now and take it easy. Fortunately a lot of fans around the world are waiting for my games so I decided I wanted to keep making games. I established my own company and within two-and-a-half months we were able to make a teaser and deliver something to the people, finally.

"And seeing the reaction of the people - most people seemed to like it - made me feel really good that I made the right choice. My decision was correct."

If you are unfamiliar with the trailer that he is referring to, here it is:



Cool, right?
In sort of a creepy, strange, I-Never-Want-To-See-That-Again-But-Play-It-On-Repeat kind of way.

Yes, you are correct, that is The Walking Dead star Norman Reedus.

Here he is seen in much the same position as our beloved Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) was not too long ago! We have so many wonderful people coming to phenomenal games thanks to this awesome technology! Now all we need is a Supernatural game with our ladyboners Jensen, Jared, and Misha!



So, xbox fans, I am sorry to say that it does not look like Kojima games will be coming to you YET.
Here's to hoping that they come out on PC and Xbox soon, too!

Here's the Sony and Kojima announcement video!
Enjoy, my friends!




Source: eurogamer

Sun's up, guns up!

Happy summer solstice, everyone!



Today, June 20, marks the summer solstice, first day of summer, and the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere.

While it's not all smiles and rainbows for people like us in Arizona (over 100 degrees at night, are you kidding me??) Air Conditioning is a thing that exists.



But along with the heat comes the longest day of the year which means extra gaming time!

Suit up!



Lock & load!



Mount up!



Harvest!



Catch those pokemon!



Do whatever your little gamer heart desires because we now have the time!!!

If that isn't crazy enough, the summer solstice syncs up with the full strawberry moon!




Mystical, right??
So get your headset on, grab some snacks and drinks, get super comfortable (in the AC), and I will see you all in cyberspace!


Source: ABC7